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Omnipular -- $12.00
(Cabernet Sauvignon - Naked)
All seeing, all knowing, always right; don't question this dry red. It takes control of any situation.
Immaculate Hoe Merlot -- $14.00
Like the spring flowers, this hoe will come and go before you know!
Hippitage -- $15.00
Like Moe, Larry and Curly... gets you feelin' squirrelly, Like Crosby, Stills & Nash... makes you want the hash, Like Acid, Amnesty and Harmonic Distortion... Your mind will have a contortion, The Titti-lating Trifecta: Cab Sav, Cab Franc & Merlot... way to go!!
Nowhere Man -- $12.00
(Red grape blend)
This one hit wonder may not be duplicated. Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to.
Bon Aire Grave' -- $16.00
(Blackberry Merlot) Medium Dry
It's a "Vernacular Dilemna"...Phonetically annunciated using wine-bonics - (bo'n?r) (gra've) - It goes in straight but comes out "wavy", just like the 60's gravy. Try this hippie bippie mix ... (Wine-bonics tells us the "t" is silent.....swing low)
Smoke On the Water -- $10.00
Medium sweet and slightly smokey. This deep purple ferment will titillate the pickiest of palates.
Granny's Toast -- $10.00
(Concord) Semi-sweet
A real crowd pleaser. Just like Granny's jelly, except you don't spread this one.
Indecent Exposure -- $13.00
(Off Dry Blend)
An exquisite blend of red grapes. This beauty lets it all hang out.
Third Eye -- $10.00
(Seyval)
Holy Cow! Full bodied and dry as a pyramid's belly. Keep an eye on this one.
Voyeur -- $11.00
(Viognier )
Whether you're watching or being watched this fruity nose dry wonder will release your inhibitions.
Burnin' Bra -- $14.00
(Peach Chardonnay)
The 60's were all about the freedom of choice - so choose wisely and set "the girls" free.
Cosmic Charisma -- $11.00
(White grape blend)
You may have a couple of good points, but this beauty has charisma. It's like a circus in your mouth, watch out for the midget clowns! Like the rings of Saturn and Uranus - It's cosmically delicious.
German Helmet Riesling -- $11.00
What a way to "top off" some Schnitzen Grueben and Gneuden Heuten.
Slowly I Turned Niagara -- $10.00
Curly would "Soitenly" take a beating from Moe to get up close and personal with a bottle of this fruity juice. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK
Sour Cherrieola -- $9.00
Remember the sour cherry tree by the creek when you were a young whippersnapper? Close your eyes and relive this classic smell and taste. This time you won't have to spit the pit.
Stuck in My Thumb Plum -- $9.00
Pulled out a plum, Oh what a good boy am I! Better in a bottle than in a pie.
MR Nice Melons -- $10.00
(Watermelon)
Sweet and luscious, these melons are up front and in your face.
Step and A Half -- $25.00
(Apricot Dessert 20%)
It is just one sumptuous swig of this opulent "Whistle Wetter", and another 11/2 steps to passionate liquidation. Alas, there is no fortification veil to scale, in this un-rippled rapture. Smooth....man....smooth....
Bell Bottom Blueberry -- $18.00
(Dry as a bone)
This full bodied dry blueberry is trying to catch a "Cab".
Cork Soaker -- $15.00
POP QUIZ- We make it thin then we pound it in, it is stroked, poked and soaked...what is it? Don't be a dork it is only a cork... "LUSH"ious full bodied sweet blueberry, just a' whopping ass on free radicals everywhere.
Berried Alive -- $15.00
(Berry Blend)
Blend of Strawberries, Black & Red Raspberries. This speaks for itself!
Lus-T-Berry -- $12.00
(Teaberry)
Picture the little Hippie Gnomes going out at midnight with gunny sack and flashlight in hand to harvest the mythical yet mystical berries at their peak of ripeness. A minty fresh alleged aphrodisiac that will satisfy even Monica.
The Flasher -- $14.00
Medium Sweet Combo- Blueberries & Sweet, Cherries unveil themselves for all the world to see... unadorned, unabashed, naked and naughty...absloutely shameless!
Black Hole Blackberry -- $10.00
Captain Fred navigates thru this sea of (black) holes and takes you "Nowhere Man." In one side of the black hole, out the other - if it flows, it goes!
Waskully Wraspberry -- $16.00
(Black Raspberry)
Be wery, wery qwiet cause we're huntin' those waskully wabbits in the wraspberries!
Waskully Wraspberry Red -- $16.00
Like a handful of fresh picked berries, a great mixer, this almost sweet red raspberry will make your taste buds dance.
Heavy Breather -- $12.00
(Chocolate Orange)
Like a dog on a choker, this combo is breath taking.
Instant "O" -- $12.00
(Chocolate Strawberry)
Waves of pleasure will ripple across your palate when you taste this delightful combo of strawberries and milk chocolate.
Berried in Chocolate -- $16.00
A tasty full-bodied berry blend just dripping with milk chocolate - sure to get the juices flowing.
Oompa Loompa -- $12.00
(Chocolate Pear)
A light pear wine base carries and presents the rich fullness of dark chocolate with exceptional ease.
Chocolate Cherrieola -- $12.00
This curious creation takes Cherrieology to a new plateau. Just dust 'em in cocoa, press 'em hard to leave a most "serious impression".
Tropical Trout -- $12.00
The Trout is Out! This long awaited Tropical Getaway is a Ripper!
Psychedelic Jack O'Lantern -- $12.00
(Pumpkin)
Pumpkins all carved up, oven roasted and lightly spiced. This "Halloweenie" really glows!
Far Out -- $15.00
(Blueberry Honey)
No confusion about this infusion... bewitching blueberries dripping with thick yummy honey.
Old One Eye -- $12.00
(Garden Medley)
Like drinking a salad, this complex creation will smooth out your Bloody Mary to garden fresh perfection. This also makes a terrific salsa martini. Great with cheese.
Yellow Snow -- $12.00
Hot pepper wine with a hint of garlic. Watch out, that's where the huskies go. This spicy sauce will sure get you howlin'. It's a real smoker!
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Auburn, PA