Long Trout "Homemade Style" Wines
"The Unique Bohemian Wine Boutique"
Grape | Fruit | Berries | Chocolates | Specialty Wines | Coming Attractions
GRAPES
Omnipular $12.00
(Cabernet Sauvignon - Naked)
All seeing, all
knowing, always right; don’t question this dry red. It takes control of any situation.
Flower Power
$12.00
(Cabernet Sauvignon)
Where have all the
flowers gone? In the wine of
course. No protest, just hints of worm
wood with a flowering dusting, creates the most distinctive cab.
Immaculate Hoe Merlot
$14.00
Like the spring flowers, this hoe will come and go before you know!
Baby BluMers $16.00
(Blueberry Merlot)
Like the generation
that spawned Long Trout, this”free spririted”eclectic, yet communal blend,
marches to it’s own beat. Dare to be different. Free the fur and lap up the
BluMer…..
Dirty Deeds $11.00
(Cabernet Franc)
This Cabernet Franc
will shake you all night long. No oak
keeps it clean and smooth, done dirt cheap.
Plethora $13.00
(Pinot Noir)
If Jim and Marlin were on safari, this plethora would be sure to stir up a raging Poonami.
Hippietage $16.00
Like Moe, Larry and Curly….gets you feelin’ squirrelly, Like Crosby, Stills & Nash…makes you want the hash, Like Acid, Amnesty and Abortion…Your mind will have a contortion, The Titti-lating Trifecta: Cab Sav, Cab Franc & Merlot….way to go!!
Peeping Tom $11.00
(Dry Fruit Blend)
Jeepers Creepers, where
did you get those peepers? Here’s
looking at you sweetheart. Bottoms’
Up!...to a most bodacious blend of grapes & berries.
Nowhere Man $10.00
( Red grape blend )
This one hit wonder may
not be duplicated. Doesn’t have a point of view, knows not where he’s going to.
Hippie Way Chardonnay $12.00
This naked presentation
whispers buttery apple overtones.Handcrafted by a merry band of aging hippies.
Granny’s Toast $10.00
(Concord
A real crowd pleaser. Just like Granny’s jelly, except you don’t spread this one.
Indecent Exposure $12.00
(Off Dry Blend)
An exquisite blend of red grapes. This beauty lets it all hang out.
Burnin’
Bra $13.00
(Peach Chardonnay)
The 60’s were all about the freedom of choice – so chose
wisely and set “the girls” free.
Vinshield Viper $10.00
(Dry Vidal)
Named after that infamous
Pennsylvania Dutch poisonous snake. Vhen
it’s bad wetter aught, vatch for das vinsheild viper, na vonest.
Cosmic Charisma $10.00
(White grape blend)
Medium/Dry Available
You may have a couple
of good points, but this beauty has charisma.
Like the rings of Saturn and Uranus – It’s cosmically delicious.
German Helmet Riesling $11.00
What a way to “top off” some Schnitzen Grueben and Gneuden Heuten.
Afternoon Delight $12.00
Thinkin ‘bout you’s working up my appetite, Lookin’ forward to a little Afternoon Delight... Skyrockets in flight! TRAMINETTE…the “other” Afternoon Delight!
Slowly I Turned
Curly would “Soitenly” take a beating from Moe to get up close and personal with a bottle of this fruity juice. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK
CHOCOLATE
Instant “O” $12.00
(Chocolate Strawberry)
Waves of pleasure will ripple across your palate when you taste this delightful combo of strawberries and milk chocolate.
Berried in
Chocolate $15.00
A tasty full-bodied berry blend just dripping with milk chocolate--sure to get the juices flowing.
Oompa Loompa $12.00
(Chocolate Pear)
A light pear wine base carries and presents the rich fullness of dark chocolate with exceptional ease.
Heavy Breather $12.00
(Chocolate
Like a dog on a choker, this combo is breath taking.
Lickety-Split $12.00
(Chocolate
Like an old Ice Cream Parlor favorite, shoved in a boat, split down the center, covered in chocolate, pumped full of smooth cream and spritz/drizzled with cherry flavored juice.
Swollen
Member $12.00
(Chocolate
Elderberry)
Most women crave it, some men want to “waive” it, one thing’s for certain, this juice is just a squirtin!
Old Man Elderberry $10.00
Most likely the first
homemade wine you ever tried. This
timeless classic is robust and vigorous and in some remote circles is touted as
“Natures’ Broom.”
Bell Bottom Blueberry
$20.00
This full bodied dry
blueberry is trying to catch a “Cab”.
Daytripper $11.00
(Currant)
This one way ticket –
Will surely get you halfway there.
Berried Alive $14.00
(Berry Blend)
Blend of Strawberries,
Black & Red Raspberries This speaks for itself!
Forever Strawberry Fields $10.00
Let me take you
down…nothing is real…except the incredible nose and bursting flavor. The strawberries will surround and astound
you.
Lus-T-Berry $12.00
(Teaberry)
Picture the little
Hippie Gnomes going out at
Waskully Wraspberry $14.00
(Black Raspberry)
Be wery, wery qwiet
cause we’re huntin’ those waskully wabbits in the wraspberries!
FRUITS
Fuzzy Groove Peach $9.00
A groovy taste that hints of spice and lingers on the
palate.
Sweet Cherrieola $9.00
I cannot tell a lie…you probably
still have the box this sweet “thang” came in.
Shine On Apricot $9.00
Like crazy diamonds and
dead rock legends, this orchard sweety will keep you hangin on.
Stuck in My Thumb
Pulled out a plum, Oh
what a good boy am I!
Better in a bottle than
in a pie.
Hung Tongue Plum
$9.00
White Ozark
plums linger on your palate with nice separation between the sweet centers
& the tart skins.
Sour Cherrieola $8.00
(Sold Out until 2009)
Remember the sour
cherry tree by the creek when you were a young whippersnapper? Close your eyes and relive this classic smell
and taste. This time you won’t have to
spit the pit.
MRA Nice Pear $8.00
Light and
sweet, you’ll want to keep these babies in hand.
Carapple $10.00
(Apple)
This is what Sir
Isaac Newton exclaimed when he got hit on the head. Anyway, things are always
looking up. The shiny “apple” will surely make you the Teacher’s Pet.
We All Live in a Yellow Nectarine $9.00
Succulent “dead ripe” fruit, dripping with Sweet Nectar… Calling All Hummingbirds, you’ll want to stick your beaks into a bottle of this heavenly ferment.
MR Nice Melons (Watermelon) $8.50
Sweet and luscious, these melons are up front and in your face.
SPECIALTIES
Tropical Trout $12.00
The Trout is Out! This
long awaited Tropical Getaway
is a Ripper!
Old One Eye $9.00
(Garden Medley)
Like drinking a salad,
this complex creation will smooth out your Bloody Mary to garden fresh
perfection. This also makes a terrific
salsa martini. Great with cheese.
Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Q $7.50
(Red Beet)
This musical wine has a good “beet”. It’s a red, red, wine makes you feel so fine.
Yellow Snow $9.00
Hot pepper wine with a hint of garlic. Watch out, that’s where the huskies go. This spicy sauce will sure get you howlin’.
Glass Unyon $7.50
(Onion)
When you sniff the bouquet, you’ll crave salami, but
don’t underestimate what it will do for a good roast. Try serving with an array of sharp cheeses as
an appetizer.
Cool Runnins’ $12.00
(Spearmint)
You can’t stick this one under your seat, but the flavor will remind you of a gum that’s hard to beat.
WHERE THE WINE IS COOL & HIPPIE CHICKS RULE!