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Omnipular -- $12.00
(Cabernet Sauvignon - Naked)
All seeing, all knowing, always right; don't question this dry red. It takes control of any situation.
Immaculate Hoe Merlot -- $14.00
Like spring flowers, this hoe will come and go before you know!
Plethora -- $13.00
(Pinot Noir)
If Jim and Marlin were on safari, this plethora would be sure to stir up a raging Poonami.
The Family Jewels -- $12.00
(Syrah)
Poised to explode their royal purple exuberance, disseminating it over an intensely desirous parched populace.
Nowhere Man -- $12.00
(Red grape blend)
This one hit wonder may not be duplicated. Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to.
Bon Aire Grave' -- $16.00
It's a "Vernacular Dilemna"... Phonetically annunciated using wine-bonics - (bow-nair) (gra-vay) - It goes in straight but comes out "wavy", just like the 60's gravy. Try this hippie bippie mix... Medium Dry Blackberry Merlot (Wine-bonics tells us the "t" is silent... swing low)
Granny's Toast -- $10.00
(Concord Semi-Sweet)
A real crowd pleaser. Just like Granny's jelly, except you don't spread this one.
Indecent Exposure -- $13.00
(Off Dry Blend)
An exquisite blend of red grapes. This beauty lets it all hang out.
Voyeur -- $12.00
(Viognier )
Whether you're watching or being watched this fruity nose dry wonder will release your inhibitions.
Burnin' Bra -- $14.00
(Peach Chardonnay)
The 60's were all about the freedom of choice - so choose wisely and set "the girls" free.
Cosmic Charisma -- $11.00
(White grape blend)
You may have a couple of good points, but this beauty has charisma. It's like a circus in your mouth, watch out for the midget clowns! Like the rings of Saturn and Uranus - It's cosmically delicious.
Sensual Innuendo -- $13.00
(Muscat Canelli)
Weirdo, with huge libido, wearing a speedo tuxedo, about to crescendo, could be well versed in the sensual in-a-u-endo.
Afternoon Delight -- $12.00
Thinkin 'bout you's working up my appetite, Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight... Skyrockets in flight! Traminette... the "other" Afternoon Delight!
Sour Cherrieola -- $9.00
Remember the sour cherry tree by the creek when you were a young whippersnapper? Close your eyes and relive this classic smell and taste. This time you won't have to spit the pit.
Morning Wood -- $10.00
(Asian Pear)
My Pappy used to sit in bars for hours, with Harvey Wallbanger, he'd call my mom & say: "Don't Chop No Wood - Pappa's Commin' Home... with a Load" - Sometimes he'd get home in the Morning...
Freaki Tiki -- $10.00
(Papaya)
MANY WOMEN RIDE PAPAYA- PANT & CHANT OU - AH - OU - AHAH - BINGBANG - WALLAWALLA - BINGBANG - OU - AH - OU - AHAH - BINGBANG - WALLAWALLA - BINGBANG
Kiwi-Wi-Wi -- $12.00
(Kiwi Berry)
As described by a Long Trout Groupie: "The tart exotic flavor wraps around your tongue and makes you wanna swallow it!"
Cork Soaker -- $15.00
POP QUIZ- We make it thin, then we pound it in, it is stroked, poked and soaked... what is it? Don't be a dork, it's only a cork... "LUSH"ious full bodied sweet blueberry, just a' whopping ass on free radicals everywhere.
The Captain's Log -- $12.00
(Boysenberry)(semi dry)
Star Date 6 Wine 9 - Uhura was ordered to down some of the Captains Log, Dock with Spock, Raise Bones & Clean Scotty's Bag Pipes.
Ruby Slippers -- $12.00
(Cranberry)
Click your heels together (3) times and you will find out how to "Boogie at the Bog", of Cranberries that is.... lushish floaters, like the Molotov cocktails winged at Watkins's Glen junkers.
Forever Strawberry Fields -- $10.00
Let me take you down... nothing is real... except the incredible nose and bursting flavor. The strawberries will surround and astound you.
Berried Alive -- $15.00
(Berry Blend)
Blend of Strawberries, Black & Red Raspberries. This speaks for itself!
Daytripper -- $11.00
(Currant)
This one way ticket - Will surely get you halfway there.
Waskully Wraspberry Red -- $16.00
Like a handful of fresh picked berries, a great mixer, this almost sweet red raspberry will make your taste buds dance.
Instant "O" -- $12.00
Waves of pleasure will ripple across your palate when you taste this delightful combo of succulent strawberries and luscious milk chocolate. Come on, show us your "O" face!
Chocolate Cherrieola -- $12.00
This curious creation takes Cherrieology to a new plateau. Just dust 'em in cocoa, press 'em hard to leave a most "serious impression."
Berried in Chocolate -- $16.00
A tasty full-bodied berry blend just dripping with chocolates--sure to get the juices flowing.
Old One Eye -- $12.00
(Garden Medley)
Like drinking a salad, this complex creation will smooth out your Bloody Mary to garden fresh perfection. This also makes a terrific salsa martini. Great with cheese.
Yellow Snow -- $12.00
Hot pepper wine with a hint of garlic. Watch out, that's where the huskies go. This spicy sauce will sure get you howlin'. It's a real smoker!
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Auburn, PA